And now, a message from our CEO, Steve Layoffs.

Hello, and thank you for joining us on this glorious of all days – the best day of your lives!

We have something really special to share with you today. You already know all about it, because our marketing department has been leaking information to the eager press about it for months! We were just testing to see if you would actually want this thing we’re introducing today, and it seems you’d at least spend your money on it, so we went ahead and created it to sell to you. … Continue Reading